Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review: Off the Handlebars Brazilian Maduro Secretly Packs Zimbabwe Leaf Inside

After surviving a motorcycle accident that left him in a wheelchair for a hefty stint, Kristoff Cigars founder Glen Case decided to create a cigar to commemorate the occasion, and he couldn't have gone with a better name. The stogie is called Guardrail. A blatant nod to the hunk of iron that nearly took Cases's life, and a reminder that life is short, so best to smoke 'em if you got 'em. 

Built around an undisclosed Brazilian maduro outer leaf, and backed by the Dominican brand's dedication to utilizing locally sourced tobacco, this oily, pigtailed production looks pretty straightforward until you look at the filler mixture. For this creation, Case turned to the African country of Zimbabwe for a flourish that, to date, we have never encountered in a cigar.

As fans of Kristoff Cigars' other recent creations, like the utterly divine Tres Compadres, we started stocking this unique blend from the Dominican boutique brand. Not just because we remain forever infatuated by obscure tobacco varietals, but because Brazilian maduro leaf continues to produce one of the tastiest, oiliest dark cigar smoking experiences. Which, when combined with the other strains inside this smoke, turn into a very pleasurable, if fairly potent puffing session.

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Unlit Impressions 

 Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

We begin today's stogie assessment with a look at that chromed-out band. While it may have been a bitch to photograph (shiny or glossy bands always are), the overt nod to that biker life that Case loves is pretty much on point. Handlebars with the Kristoff logo dead center within the headlight, asphalt chips, and a straightforward, macho approach to branding all look more than appropriate on this meaty maduro.

Above that blinging band, you will find a pigtail cap that looks more akin to a Jason Momoa-sized man bun than a swine's behind, and a shoulder and underlying cap that are well constructed. Although Kristoff refuses to disclose the variety of tobacco used for the wrapper, aromatics and appearances showcase all of the attributes found in a top-grade Mata Fina leaf. Salted, oil-heavy Brazil nuts, fresh leather, dark chocolate, rainforest organic matter, and a shot of espresso send the sniffer into a tizzy. Is that a side of black bean frijoles I detect? That isn't an earthy, meaty scent you encounter every day in a cigar, but I'll take it.

Darker and definitely sweeter, strong scents of caffeine-heavy herb tea create a deeply spiced and somewhat spicy, overall aromatic. Chewy granola bars studded with bittersweet chocolate, scraps of generic wood, and an underlying funkiness that reminds me of the Jamaican rum that I spiked my chai tea with for my pairing play out in my head as I sniff. I have no idea what Zimbabwean tobacco smells like, so I wonder which, if not all, of these attributes can be attributed to the leaf.

The flavors of the unlit leaf are an interesting mixture of earthy and herbal, and are not nearly as syrupy sweet as the nose has you believe. That intriguing musty fermentation note is everywhere, followed by more granola bar, a mixture of carob and salted caramel, and a little bit of lip tingle from that tobacco spice. 

Construction-wise, this ultra-oily maduro appeared to be pretty much on point, until I squeezed the band and discovered a hidden soft spot down on that end of the barrel. Not a dealbreaker, but something to watch out for when the time comes to burn through that section of the stick.

Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

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Initial Smoke

 Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review Heavy on the pepper and hardwood, with a salty, herbal steak seasoning aftertaste, the first few puffs of this blend seem like an appropriate start to a biker cigar. Retrohales are therefore quite powerful and pungent, and the texture of the smoke is chewy, earthy, and nearly full already. On the backend of each exhale, a moderate amount of sweetness can be detected, as the creamy taste of Brazil nuts forms a lengthy finish. 

1st Half

 Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

With an open draw burning up tobacco leaf faster than a 250-pound biker pounds a liter of suds, the first third comes at you fast and loud. Star anise and caramelized maple sugar, dark rum, sorghum, and oiled leather all hit the tongue and nose. Retrohales may be milder now, but that peppery flavor still likes to flirt with you from behind the bar, and so too do those exotic tea notes.

Before long, a traditional cigar flavor profile built upon Brazilian dark roast coffee swings down its kickstand so that it can join you in the cantina. Creamier in texture, and now locked onto a cube of salted caramel, the smoke flowing to and from the mouth and nose is full-bodied and fantastic. There is still a lingering exotic herbal tea scent and taste in the air, though, which causes me to believe that it was this defining attribute that caused Glen Case to select that style of African tobacco leaf for use within the long-filler.

2nd Half

Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review Still under full throttle, but maintaining a medium-full approach to providing strength, the second section of this cigar spins out for a second before gaining traction once again. Granola bars have bounced back, and with them comes a dark chocolate nib delight, both of which remain a secondary profile. As star anise and an oily leather top note take over again, the cigar suddenly hits maximum velocity, and everything becomes full. 

Nicotine, bitter chocolate, and coffee, body, aromatics, spiciness on the tongue and nose, secondary flavor profiles upon the palate... it all increases. Being that this occurs right near the center of where that soft spot was beneath the band, I wonder if the quicker combustion of the blend has anything to do with this boldness. 

Parting Puffs

 Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

Although nicotine strength has become a factor to contend with, the overall balance of the cigar flavor profile and aromatics in parting puffs is strikingly good, and balanced for that matter. Salted caramel and dark roast coffee beans maintain much of that equilibrium, as the nuttiness that has been present since first light continues to keep things smooth and creamy. 

Ash / Burn / Smoke / Draw

 Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

Although I was disappointed to find a soft spot on one side of my review cigar, the stick burned really well and did not require any attention from my Overland torch. Even though it may have been a little flaky, the ash held on until a third of the barrel had combusted in full each time. Smoke levels were plentiful and top quality, with a chewy, oily texture returning a full and immensely pleasing encounter from start to finish. My only main gripe with this blend, and the others that I have smoked, is that they tend to burn a bit quickly. Thankfully, this doesn't result in much of a rise in smoking temps when puffed at a measured pace, but remains a definite downside to what is overall an impressive cigar. 

Final Thoughts

 Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

As one of the more unique cigar blends released in recent years, I must say that Guardrail from Kristoff Cigars certainly stands out as one of the more creative maduro cigars on the market. Although unfamiliarity with tobacco from Zimbabwe certainly does lead to more questions than answers, I must admit that the overall experience this smoke creates is impressive and tastefully done.

This is a cigar that not only lives up to the hype but also holds true to its intended purpose. Dark, oily, full-bodied, strong cigar smokers are going to flip over this stick, and will likely appreciate the evolution that occurs within each burn. In my opinion, this makes this stogie a worthy alternative to both the CAO V554 Flathead Camshaft and its Flathead Steel Horse big brother. Two intense maduro cigar blends that are also automotive-oriented and banded in chrome and black.

Whichever smoke you select, I appreciate the fact that biker cigars continue to prove that this hobby isn't just intended for the elite or high-brow collectors with overly refined tastes. For us EDC stogie smokers, sometimes all you need is a leathery, tough guy cigar that won't break the bank to make that next round with your buds all the more memorable. 

Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail" Review

Flavor, Aroma & Transitions

Depth & Complexity

Construction, Burn & Physical Appeal

Backstory & Branding

Overall Balance & Repeatability

Stogie Specs

Cigar

Kristoff Cigars "Guardrail"

Wrapper

Undisclosed Maduro (Brazil)

Binder

Dominican Republic

Filler

Dominican Republic & Zimbabwe

Factory

Dominican Republic

Size

5½″ x 54 (Robusto)

Strength

Full

Pairing Drink

Jamaican Rum-Spiked Hot Chai

Rating

 4.5/5

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