Before we get to discussing today's cigar, let's make one thing abundantly clear: Everyone online has misunderstood the blend seen here. From major cigar retailers and critics to the average stogie smoker weighing in with their own personal feedback, the tobacco strains that make this cigar are grossly misrepresented.So, to clear things up, we contacted the distributor for Caldwell Cigar Co. to make sure we had all of our proverbial ducks in a row prior to proceeding with a review.
The reason for our skepticism was well founded, for we had come across a video of Robert Caldwell talking about the tobacco used to make Cream Machine a reality, and how he described the blend sounded a bit... different. Everyone claims that this blend either utilizes an Ecuadorian Habano wrapper and an Indonesian binder, or some combination of Piloto Cubano leaf beneath the wrapper. But give that Instagram Reel a gander, and you will discover that the wrapper is actually an Arapiraca Claro leaf that's grown in the cloudy mountains of Peru, and that the binder and filler are all Dominican and undisclosed.
Pay close enough attention, and you might catch Mr. Caldwell himself saying that you should look for the lancero vitola, if you can find it. A slim cigar that, low and behold, we happen to stock here at Klaro. So, with that little bit of info out of the way, and an email confirmation from Caldwell's distributor confirming the fact that we were indeed correct about the origin of the blend, it's time assess today's review stogie.
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Unlit Impressions

Take a look at the exterior of this stunning, 7″ x 40 lancero, and you can see why so many people think it's some form of habano wrapper from Ecuador on the outside. Light, soft, and flawless in appearance, this cloud-grown outer leaf is an oily entity that packs a lot of nutty notes and some salt and brown sugar when sniffed. It smells darker and more robust than it looks, too, with a bit of dry leather and soil sitting just beneath the surface.
Similar to the wrapper's aromatics at first snort, the foot gradually feeds the senses more of a rye bread and wholegrain toast mixture, before settling on raw cookie dough and salted caramel deeper down. This takes some serious sniffing, though, as the slim ring gauge really doesn't like to disclose much.
Cold draws are light, dry, faintly herbal, and strangely medicinal in a reassuring way. This is likely due to all of the mineral notes being offered up, which are joined by baking soda and the taste of dried bread ready to be turned into toasted points or rusk.
Personally, I admire the looks of this blend in a slender lancero vitola format. It just looks right on, with that gorgeous rarity of a wrapper and the trippy, psychedelic Cream Machine bubble typography and gray band background.

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Initial Smoke

Initially, you may find this blend to be a bit heavy on the cedar and pecan crunch, with a healthy layer of pie crust and salt and pepper pricking the nose. The draw is grand, and smoke flow is fluid and filled with a creaminess that goes beyond flavor and texture. I know this is just the first ten minutes of the cigar, but hot damn if it isn't already living up to its name.
1st Half
As that creaminess increases, along comes the taste and smell of baking soda once more, which brightens the whole experience up and adds its own unique mineral note. With an ultra clean, crisp finish, but plenty of texture up front on the tongue, the first third is just as much about sensations as it is about flavor and aroma.
As you burn your way into the second third, that medicinal taste returns, and out comes some nuttiness, all coated in a fine layer of pulverized salt. This continues for a tick or two, until the taste of sweet cream washes over your taste buds, and a transition toward amaretto liqueur-covered pecans and cashews increases. It may sound super sweet on paper, but this blend is more about flavor, aroma, and texture than sweetness, at least until you reach the midway mark.
2nd Half

Cross over into the second half, and the doughy sweet taste of snickerdoodle cookies comes out, complete with that traditional dusting of cinnamon sugar and vanilla-packed breadiness. Brilliantly balanced and begging for more, the cigar is indeed a total "cream machine" when it comes to smoke texture, and each retrohale feels fluffier and more fantastic than the last.
An increase in spiciness and the taste of white pepper does tend to fade in and out within the final third, but it is all balanced by the nutty milkiness that seems omnipresent. By now, the cigar has built to a solid medium in body, with flavors being closer to medium-full than anything else.
Parting Puffs

As cookie dough holds fast against the presence of pepper spice, a creamy nougat center turns the last few minutes of the lancero into a lip-smacking section loaded with tongue tingles. The finish has also become more intense, with a crisp dryness that features an odd paper taste being the only off-putting attribute.
Ash / Burn / Smoke / Draw

Zero touch-up cigar sessions are always a good sign, especially when smoking the same cigar twice, back-to-back. Yes, the ash does like to bloom a bit on you as the stick burns, and you are going to need to puff routinely to keep the slender vitola combusting evenly, but that's a small price to pay for what you get in return. That ash may look like it's going to drop at any minute, but it holds on like nobody's business, and the result is a cool burn with plenty of smoke to satisfy even the largest ring gauge stogie fanatic in the crowd.
Final Thoughts

Caldwell crushed it with this smoke. Almost everything about it was extremely enjoyable, and I can see why Robert Caldwell recommends seeking out the lancero version. It burns great, provides more of that arapiraca claro flavor than other vitolas in the line thanks to having a greater wrapper-to-filler ratio, and has some seriously sensational retrohales along the way.
Even when the medicinal notes tried to take over, or odd tastes of paper and pepper punctured the creamy cloud in the closing moments, I didn't find myself disliking the overall cigar flavor profile being detected. Just further proof that sometimes it is worth ditching the garden variety robusto or toro for a vitola that you wouldn't always opt for first, and seeing where the tobacco trail leads you and your senses...

Flavor, Aroma & Transitions

Depth & Complexity

Construction, Burn & Physical Appeal

Backstory & Branding

Overall Balance & Repeatability

Stogie Specs
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Cigar |
Caldwell Cigar Co. "Cream Machine" |
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Wrapper |
Arapiraca Claro (Peru) |
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Binder |
Dominican Republic |
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Filler |
Dominican Republic |
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Factory |
Dominican Republic |
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Size |
7″ x 40 (Lancero) |
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Strength |
Medium |
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Pairing Drink |
Japanese Mango Gin Punch |
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Rating |
4.6/5 |
